Once upon a time I indulged in these typo riddled bulletins, regularly, for the amusement of my cyber-chums. Enjoy.
Let’s see who REALLY knows me…
Lets see the funny shit u people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you.
My name: Flukey Lukey.
Who is the love of my life: Peter Davison.
Where did we meet: You met him during kindergarten.
Take a stab at my middle name: File? Oh you mean yours, hehe. You don’t have one, silly. Perhaps it’s ‘silly’? I’ll settle with silly.
How long have you known me: Before you lost yourself in that Amiga classic Space Crusade.
When is the last time that we saw each other: When is? Remember when you thought you lost your bag and then you thought you lost your phone and then sent messages to your creators (thanks Tim) to let them know that you lost your phone but then immediately afterwards you realised that your phone was stashed safely with your MP3 player in the bag you had all along? Well, remember when you woke up staring at a fake skeleton, several fish tanks and that ep of Get Smart where 99 and Max get married? Ha ha, well it was neither of those times but I assure you it wasn’t too long ago.
Do I smoke: You stink enough; no, you don’t.
Do I drink: You’re still among the living so I assume so, unless you have a drip concealed somewhere intimate.
When is my birthday: Facebook tells me; Facebook knows all. Oh how we have abandoned you, Myspace.
What was your first impression of upon meeting me: I did that Admiral Ackbar classic: it’s a trap! Timeless.
Do I have any siblings: So many I’ve lost count. Numeracy was never my streeengthiest class. Neither was Inglish.
What’s one of my favorite things to do: One of your favourite things to do is to procrastinate. Have you learnt nothing?
Am I funny: Next question.
What’s my favorite type of music: Favourite type of music … not noise. Though having stated that you do enjoy the odd housey-trancey-doofy songy-song. You have a ticket to see The Knife later this year. You might as well balance the universe by seeing Primus when they trespass next year you freakazoid from the planet Retardos.
What is the best feature about me: A peer-reviewed article entitled: ‘Climate change & ethnic cleansing: a final solution to reducing carbon emissions’.
Am I shy or outgoing: Oh my dear Handel, I couldn’t possibly answer this question accurately—do you mind, we don’t steal cutlery from the kitchen table … where was I. Hmm, well you do spend an awful long time slouched in front of that modern contraption of yours.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Who would want to follow the rules when you collect dark Angels?
Do I have any special talents: Special talents? Can you still burp the alphabet?
Would you consider me a friend/good friend: I would like to think that you consider me as more than a friend. We, as that famous Anchorman lines goes, are co-people.
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): I’ve called you far worse, poop-for-brains.
What is a memory we have once had: Memories are so fickle. And we usually think of memories occasionally so it’s not fair, or truthful, to speak of a memory we once had because when we try to explain it then doesn’t it no longer become a memory we once had? Ah, memory. Your PC has memory.
Have you ever hugged me: I wouldn’t dare touch you.
Do you miss me…do you think i miss you: So when you pashed the mirror you were thinking of me right? Right?
What is my favorite food: Homemade lasagne. And a bandolier of malteasers.
Have you ever had a crush on me: I like to imagine that we shared a moment when you violated the mirror.
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Fool.
What’s your favorite memory of me: Crapping your nappy in Cal’s room and then wandering out. How long ago was that?
Who do I like right now: You like lots of people.
What is my worst habit: Stop picking your thumb.
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring? Sticky-back plastic. I notice you lack consistency. Question marks or colons, make up your mind!
Are we friends: Sometimes.
Will you repost this so I can do it for you?: We share the same blog, stoopy. Besides … it’s not the same outside of Myspace.